allen

"Allen"

The other day I had to ask this man named Allen for "Ukulele Lessons" in order for him to deliver some weed to me, and my friends. I was throwing an impromptu party at my new apartment and was delighted to ask Ryan (my downstairs neighbor) for advice. He gave me the phone number of his roommate 'Kenny', whom I called immediately. I left a message on the voicemail of the number that 'Kenny' had texted me. I proceeded to laugh hysterically and declare my serious need for ukulele lessons. I then left my phone number. 'Kenny' promptly texted me back, informing me that the first number was in fact wrong, and that he was sorry. He sent me Allen's real number, however it was too late. I handed over the weed duties to my friends, Leila and Anthony, who are clearly way more equipped at being cool during drug deals, than I.